We’re not making fun, we’re having fun.
You really want to know? Joseph Shida is rumored to have lurked in the CR, and drank up almost all the coffee. The CR staff banded together and locked him out with a chain with all sorts of Sheimos. It still manages to poke its head(s) in and leaves very distinct footprints, but it barely ever drinks up all the coffee. People get frightened whenever they think they see him. Some don’t believe in the whole thing, and therefore ignore anything with his footprints.