Option A: They will use flash cards with big block letters.
Option B: His speech will be prerecorded and he will lip read to the best of his (in)ability.
Option C: He will head out to Martha’s Vineyard until such a time that his teleprompter is either retrieved or replaced. Hopefully there will be no major nuisances such as out break of war and the like while he is golfing.
Option D: He will read it straight off a piece of paper while his caretakers pray that he doesn’t skip a line.
Option E: He will give the podium over to Bill Clinton (so as not to keep the first lady waiting.)
Option F: Joe Biden will step up to the plate.