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A van containing President Obama’s teleprompter and podium were stolen from a Virginia hotel parking lot on Monday.
How will Obama know what to say today?
It doesnt matter no one listens to him anyways.
Option A: They will use flash cards with big block letters.
Option B: His speech will be prerecorded and he will lip read to the best of his (in)ability.
Option C: He will head out to Martha’s Vineyard until such a time that his teleprompter is either retrieved or replaced. Hopefully there will be no major nuisances such as out break of war and the like while he is golfing.
Option D: He will read it straight off a piece of paper while his caretakers pray that he doesn’t skip a line.
Option E: He will give the podium over to Bill Clinton (so as not to keep the first lady waiting.)
Option F: Joe Biden will step up to the plate.
Obama who?
this may be the yeshua we were praying for….no more speeches/promises/lies/
By now all the president has to do is repeat yesterday’s speech. Since all he does is repeat his same old nonsense.
Lol this made my day (thanks for giving me some simchas yom tov)
Personally, I think he’ll be speechless
It doesnt matter no one listens to him anyways.
LOVED IT!!
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Or for once he will slip and say what’s really on his mind. Like the time there was a minor pause in the teleprompter and he said Jew ..
BREAKING NEWS!!!
Obama was just spotted in B&H Photo shopping for a new telepromter. His team is running into some difficulties.
Obama doesn’t want one made in China, because they always break. The Israeli ones move too fast for him to read (plus he is suspicious of foul play)
American made is no good either because he does not want to support corporate greed, besides for the annoyance of tech support in India.
All the while, Obama is communicating with the sales rep using flash cards.
What a mess!
They are working on overnighting one from Kenya.
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