BREAKING NEWS!!!
Obama was just spotted in B&H Photo shopping for a new telepromter. His team is running into some difficulties.
Obama doesn’t want one made in China, because they always break. The Israeli ones move too fast for him to read (plus he is suspicious of foul play)
American made is no good either because he does not want to support corporate greed, besides for the annoyance of tech support in India.
All the while, Obama is communicating with the sales rep using flash cards.
What a mess!