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GeshmakMan – “He is also a Kohen! Based on the fact that his nephew with the same last name is a Kohen :)”

Maybe he isn’t because he hasn’t asked his Rabbi yet. Like the story goes -a guy went to an Orthodox Rabbi and said “Could you make me a Kohen? He replied “Of course not”. He went to a Conservative Rabbi and asked “Could you make me a Kohen? He replied “No, I can’t”. He then went to a Reform Rabbi and asked “Could you make me a Kohen? He replied -“For the right price. But why do you want to be a Kohen so bad for?” The guy answered -“Because my grandfather was one and my father was one, so I want to be one too!” Ta da!