(man, how I HATE and always HATED those terms ‘FREEZER’, and ‘on the MARKET’. makes you singles sound like ‘Shadchan Merchandise’ or something.
I can just picture like all those shaddchanim standing around greedily thinking, “Okaaaaay, new s’choireh…hehehehe!!”(*rubs hands together in delight*) “so now that all you peices of frozen MEAT are thawing out, you are now officially on the MARKET! Now let me just put a PRICE on each of you! hehehehe….”
Wow, you sound like a very attractive bunch of potential datees!
In all seriousness, – may the RBSH”O pair ’em all up, and put an end -officially- to the shidduch crisis in Klal Yisroel and we should BE”H only hear simchas, and may all the ‘dates/b’shows’ go smoothly and easily, and everyone should find their true basherts b’korov!
L’chaim yidden L’chaim!