TBBA: It took me a while to chap where you were heading with this one but eventually the penny dropped. Now when I reread your post its very funny and well thought out. Kol hakavod.
Yes the nutty karta members should receive the same treatment as homon’s sons for sure!
BTW If anybody needs a minyan for megilla, dont chas vshalom go to a nutty karta minyan whatever you do for 2 reasons; Firstly you wont have a minyan of kosher shomer shabbos jews there as they are: A. All chayav meesa so have din like treifos, B. They are REALLY not shomer shabbos cause they attend demonstrations on shabbos, and C. They are NK which stands for Not Kosher. Secondly they take 4 hours over megilla like satmar cause they also bang every time the baal koreh says the word ‘medina’ 😉