An English man and an Irish man are
driving head on , at night, on a twisty,
dark road. Both are driving to fast for
the conditions and collide on a sharp
bend in the road. To the amazement of
both, they are unscathed, though their
cars are both destroyed. In celebration
of their luck, both agree to put aside
their dislike for the other from that
moment on. At this point, the Englishman goes to the boot and fetches a 12
year old bottle of Jameson whiskey. He
hands the bottle to the Irish man,
whom exclaims,” may the English and
the Irish live together forever, in peace,
and harmony.” The Irish man then
tips the bottle and lashes half of it
down. Still flabbergasted over the
whole thing, he goes to hand the bottle
to the Englishman, whom replies: ” no
thanks, I’ll just wait till the police get
here!”