Nothing to fear.
Lonely socks, no more!
Contact Lucy (of I Love Lucy fame) and for the right price their Matchmakers will work tirelessly on your behalf. Socks, shoes, anything that has to be matched, as long as youre ready to put the money down in advance. Single-socks-back guarantee.
With much written in the past attesting to the future success of this initiative, asking you to put down money in the present.
You owe it to your lonely socks.
Trust, my friend!