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Two beggars are sitting side by side on a street in Rome, Italy.

One has a Cross in front of him; the other one is holding the Star of David.

Many people go by, look at both beggars, but only put money into the

hat of the beggar sitting behind the Cross.

The Pope comes by. He stops to watch the throngs of people giving

money to the beggar who holds the Cross while none gives to the beggar

holding the Star of David.

Finally, the Pope approaches the beggar with the Star of David and

says, “My poor fellow, don’t you understand? This is a Catholic

country; this city is the seat of Catholicism. People aren’t going to

give you money if you sit there with a Star of David in front of you,

especially when you’re sitting beside a beggar who is holding a Cross.

In fact, they would probably give more money to him just out of

spite.”

The beggar with the Star of David listened to the Pope, smiled, and

turned to the beggar with the Cross and said, “Moishe, would you look

who’s trying to teach the Goldstein brothers about marketing!”