Reply To: Make up a story about those stolen manhole covers

The score so far:

First Place to nfgo3’s first post – giant Jews needing giant yarmulkes.

Second Place: Not a mod – nfgo3 stole them so he (she?) could start this thread.

Most cynical: Crazybrit.

Trying to hard: I can only try. (Also, worst spelling of a twit-gerund: lol’ing should be lingol.)