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arwsf thanks for your respect, O matador! Yes, we have the same bad taste in humor!

Mod 42 lol for your comments! But you want yet more puns on cows? I’d butter not cos the steaks are too high. I’d be accused of milking it and besides I heifer bad headache so I cud come up with some grazy, offal puns. Then all I say will go in one ear and out de udder. So I suggest we moooove on now and give this topic the hoof. You want ideas? Wait for some bovine intervention. Anyway in this weather I’m friesian cold so if you are skimming this and feel cheesed off or feel your blood curdling then rest assured its only tongue in cheek, I hope you are amooosed and its time to move onto greener pastures. These are for sure the worst puns I ever herd.