moish01- good line and funny!
Actually, bemechilas kevod toroscho, you are wrong. There is a difference in the loshon of the torah, the gemoro and the poskim. “sefirah” is cutting hair, “gilusch’ is cutting the beard (and other bodily hair-see the past parsha vehisgaloch). The perek in Moed koton is called “Elu megalchim” which incldues beard cutting. The shulcahn aruch speaks about “sefirah” which is cutting hair. Clearly, there are different conditions for hair-cutting and beard-cutting (see various hetterim to shave on chol hamoed). SO, I appareciate your comment but to me it is “tongue-in-cheek”.