Jack’s still nimble
Though now he’s bigger
Now he runs
From his sharp-tongued shvigger
Little Jack Finkel
Sat in a vinkle
eating his Hamantash
a bagel & lox
would be his first choice
but he has no kvertel to wash
Mirel Scheiner
Quite a whiner
how does your garden grow?
“my bluebell would make me kvell
it’s just that it grows so slow”
Mary had a little lamb
Her father was a farmer
It followed her to school one day
For lunch they had schawarmer …(shhh – don’t tell PETA about this one)
Old King Cole was a merry old soul
But one day he was feeling feeble
He asked his advisers to take a poll
If he should build a nearby shteeble
The shul came equipped with a top notch rov
to help the king daven to the one above
Also, for the singles it had a shadchan
& for when he was sad it had a member badchan
When davening finished (at 12 o’clock)
The oilam had a chulent – azah geshmak
The tzibur came from miles around
for the overnight kugel (thoroughly browned)
you can come on yomtov and buy an aliyah
our door’s always open, we’ll be happy to see ya