Implications of a Yeshiva student in correlation with his Davening jacket:
A) If he wears it all day- He is either: More reserved, indecisive, cold, trying to be ultra- religious, hiding something “assur” in his jacket, or thinks his jacket is super cool.
B) If he wears it draped over his shoulders- He is either: Trying to be cool, trying to be practical, trying to look busy, or thinks his jacket is super cool.
C) If he only wears it by davening- He is either: Comfortable without it, trying to fit in, doesn’t like his jacket, trying to give off an impression that he’s not ultra- religious, or thinks his shirt is super-cool.
D) If he doesn’t wear one at all- He is either: Cheap, not used to wearing a jacket, too hot for a jacket, trying to give off the impression that he doesn’t like following set rules, or thinks his shirt is ULTRA-cool.