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this thread is REALLY confusing! Why are guys so into their weird subconcsious, subtle fashion statements which are, btw, COMPLETELY lost on any girl?!
Here’s something maybe more girls can relate to, about makeup
a- If you’re wearing too much makeup (easily identifiable) you either
1. went on a date last night
2. had a wedding last night and didnt want to take it off because it looked so good
3. told everybody you had a wedding last night but really you went on a date
4. WANT a date.
b- If you’re wearing light makeup (blush, eyeliner, some mascara) you’re trying to look good without looking like you put too much effort into looking good
c- If you’re not wearing makeup you either
1. are making a statement about your opinion on how untzniusdike makeup is
2. had 3 minutes from the time you woke up (late) till you had to run out of the house
3. are suffering through a 3 day yomtov