Reply To: Truisms and guidelines that only we know

OK, now that Tisha b’Av is behind us, let the wisecracks begin!

Food – why you can never eat just the right ammount:

At Mom’s house =

Eat too much, and your wife looks bad

Eat too little, and Mom thinks you’re sick

At Shvigger’s house =

Eat too much, she sends home 2 weeks worth of the stuff (gulp!)

Eat too little, and you hear the flak from shivgger, via your wife