Oh no… This hotzaas diba is exactly why I left Vos Iz Neias… I didn’t kill that darned cat! It was a split second decision, okay!? It jumped in front of my car from behind a hatzolah van that was ILLEGALLY parked on the wrong side of the street! It was either that dumb suicidal cat, or the nerdy Catholic missionary who was soliciting some Yeshiva guys in the opposite lane!! If I woulda hit him instead, everyone would be screaming, “Curiosity killed the Catholic!! Curiosity killed the Catholic! Waa!! Waaa!!” Everyone thinks it’s soooo easy drifting a 15-seater packed with 25 screaming Chassidish kids through the eye of a needle!! Why don’t you try it and see how easy it is?!?!?
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