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  • #604521

    How was Mars?

    #891863

    Curiosity
    Participant

    It was nice, but the beit Chabad there doesn’t have AC…

    #891864

    Oh that’s too bad. Nice pictures by the way.

    #891865

    Curiosity
    Participant

    Yeah, it’s actually not so bad in the day, but at night it’s like -250 degrees…

    #891866

    yitayningwut
    Participant

    And the lack of ac is bothering you?

    #891867

    Curiosity
    Participant

    I don’t mind the cold, but I just can’t stand sweating when all I’m doing is collecting rock samples and snapping pictures. It wasn’t so much the heat, but it’s the radiation that’ll get ya :/

    #891868

    yitayningwut
    Participant

    I hear.

    #891869

    you don’t mind me asking, but why did you spend so much money getting there?

    #891870

    Were there any Kosher restaurants there? Was it run by alien chabbad muppets?

    #891871

    Curiosity
    Participant

    Whaddya mean? It’s educational!

    #891872

    goldersgreener
    Participant

    curiosity, ybrooklyn’s teacher’s question was not that it is not educational, she knows that it is educational, she just wants to know that surely it is educational, and cheaper, to teach children how to tie shoelaces.

    #891873

    Curiosity
    Participant

    Lol. I agree. But think of all the space age technologies that are

    being developed by NASA for space exploration. Some may make shoelaces obsolete!

    #891874

    squeak
    Participant

    “Some may make shoelaces obsolete!”

    Imagine that! Yes, NASA brought us velcro. Money well spent, well spent indeed. I refuse to wear velcro on my shoes though, I’ll stick to the laces thank you very much. Next time someone is passing around 50+ year grants worth trillions of dollars just send them to me and I’ll try to produce something as valuable as velcro out of it.

    #891875

    Curiosity
    Participant

    Squeak, you say that now, but just wait til you hit 75!! Actually, I don’t know if it’s because of their arthritis, or if velcro was just the biggest fad in the 1950s…

    #891876

    Do martians wear clothes and shoes? With shoelaces?

    #891877

    Curiosity
    Participant

    Umm, I haven’t met any Martians yet. They moved out because the Eruv wasn’t reliable.

    #891878

    TheGoq
    Participant

    Curiosity who’s responsible for that weird mohawk?

    #891879

    🍫Syag Lchochma
    Participant

    I know of one couple who moved out because they couldn’t get Cholov Yisroel milk.

    #891880

    nitpicker
    Participant

    “NASA brought us velcro”

    nope!

    #891881

    WIY
    Member

    curiosity

    You reminded me of a joke. Here goes:

    Two astronauts land on Mars. Their mission: to check whether there is oxygen on the planet.

    ‘Give me the box of matches,’ says one. ‘Either it burns and there is oxygen, or nothing happens’

    He takes the box, and is ready to strike a match when, out of the blue, a Martian appears waving all his arms.. ‘No, no, don’t!. The two guys look at each other, worried. Could there be an unknown explosive gas on Mars. Still, he takes another match… and… A crowd of hysterical Martians is coming, all waving their arms: ‘No, no, don’t do that!’

    One of the astronauts says, ‘This looks serious. What are they afraid of? Nonetheless, we’re here for Science, to know if man can breathe on Mars’.

    So he strikes a match — which flames up, burns down, and….

    NOTHING HAPPENS!!

    So he turns to the Martians and asks, ‘Why did you want to prevent us from striking a match?’

    The leader of the Martians says, “Today is Shabbos!”

    #891882

    OneOfMany
    Participant

    lol takah, do we really obstruct their view of Venus?

    #891883

    TheGoq
    Participant

    Why did u kill the cat?

    #891884

    Curiosity
    Participant

    Oh no… This hotzaas diba is exactly why I left Vos Iz Neias… I didn’t kill that darned cat! It was a split second decision, okay!? It jumped in front of my car from behind a hatzolah van that was ILLEGALLY parked on the wrong side of the street! It was either that dumb suicidal cat, or the nerdy Catholic missionary who was soliciting some Yeshiva guys in the opposite lane!! If I woulda hit him instead, everyone would be screaming, “Curiosity killed the Catholic!! Curiosity killed the Catholic! Waa!! Waaa!!” Everyone thinks it’s soooo easy drifting a 15-seater packed with 25 screaming Chassidish kids through the eye of a needle!! Why don’t you try it and see how easy it is?!?!?

    #891885

    Why did u kill the cat?

    Yekkusiel cut his payis.

    #891886

    Shopping613 🌠
    Participant

    I’m rolling here curiosity….but weren’t the children screaming BECAUSE they didn’t want to see the cat get killed? Hey where I live its not the suicidal cats its the suicidal deer and moose that walk right up to your van and try to eat your hat off on the way to mincha…..

    #891887

    Curiosity
    Participant

    Shopping613 – are you kiddin? These Chassidish kids light cat-infested dumpsters on fire for sport! As soon as they saw it jump out they started screaming, “SCHMIRN DEM KAZ!!!” It’s all their fault I hit the poor thing.

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