squeak: At least this time the line isnt too bad!
Which reminds me of the (true) story:
Two guys were retiring from their Company. One was semi-frum and the other Asian. The Company planned a retirement party for them. The party was not going to be Kosher (food). The semi-frum guy invited his buddies, including a certain frum Yid. He told him that he was sorry but could’nt come since it wasn’t Kosher. The retiree said, nu come and don’t eat.
Well the party came and went. The frum guy of course was a no-show. After the party the 2 retirees bumped into the frum guy. So the semi-frum guy asked him why didn’t you come? So the frum guy said ”Morris said I can’t come.” Morris? Morris, who? asked the Asian. ”Morris Eyin” said the Yid.
The semi-frum guy, red in the face, shlepped the Asian away (who still had no idea who this Morris Eyin was), without another word.
Emesdika maaisa!