This may have already been posted, but its so funny, I think its worth a possible re-post
This week’s Hamodia had a letter from a mother whose daughter is in shidduchim. The question pertained to the chrain on Shabbos:
is it brought to the table in:
a) the jar, right from the fridge
b) in a dish (Lalique, natch)
c) in a scooped out cucumber (no, I kid you not. This was the question)
My response to this would be “since when is chrain served with tuna fish (or sardines, depending on my mood, when asked the question)
And another funny answer to an old question just occured to me yesterday. When asked, which animal? I’d say without a moments hesitation:
a vilda chaya! (translation = wild animal)
It looses something when said in english, but take my word for it, vilda chayas often grow up to be the best spouses. To bad the question asker will never have the pleasure of meetin someone as real as that breed.