Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you
absentmindedly answer the door in your nightie.
Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.
Gargoyle (n.), an olive-flavored mouthwash.
Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a
proctologist immediately before he examines you.
Frisbeetarianism (n.), The belief that, when you die, your
soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck there.