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fe-mole – a woman’s beauty mark
fe-mail (2) – what women wear to protect themselves from unwanted comments/remarks
LOL NY mom! Those are GREAT!
fem-ale
a light beer
fem-ail
a damsel in distress
FB, mepal – Thank you, thank you. And one more:
fe-mile – what a woman would be willing to walk for a good sale and bit of exercise
too true…too true…lol
Fe-Male = Ironman
Hey! Mod 80 – Great minds…! See my post above
80- That really made me smile. Thanks!
may as well get into the act too…
fee-mail
a whole month till hubby gets the credit card statement.
as I’m sure you can tell, this sort of humor is best left up to pros
postsemgirl, what are you doing here so bright and early?
kapusta, lol! Pretty good, if I may say so myself!
Hi there, postsem! Nice seeing ya around!
80: Welcome to the crew of people making fools out of themselves. Enjoy your stay.
Kapusta- Yea. What about yourself?
Mepal- I’d love to stick around but I gotta run to work. See you later!
kapusta: that one was the best!
Soak-kah – what you call your sukkah after it has rained really hard
Lieu-luv – what your preschooler made in school to shake during the holiday of Sukkos
Shuk-kah – the type of sukkah they build in an Israeli marketplace
Sioux-kah – the type of sukkah a Jewish Native American would build
Es-rogue – what you would call the scoundrel who made jelly with your citron before Sukkos was over
Cross-fresser – one who eats a dairy meal, then goes across town immediately and eats a meat meal.
Yisra-ale – top-fermenting beer made in the Holy land.
nice ones NY Mom & ronrsr!
Sukkah deco-rational – a reasonable and sensible amount of adornments for one’s sukkah
LOL, NY Mom and ronrsr!
Ron – thumbs up!
🙂 Thanks Jax and Mepal. Glad you enjoyed. I hate to be the only one “tee-hee”ing over my ramblings.
Habit-forming – a compulsion to make clothing for nuns.
Hannah – biblical character from the book of Palindromes.
Hamster – a gentile.
Hex – Yiddish symbol used to mark the spot.
Hello – the official gelatin of Mexico.
Hunchback – Notre Dame football player who relies on his intuition.
Hexagon – Italian exorcism.
Herring – teutonic bar mitzvah.
Housebreaking – to toilet-train a burglar.
mshandle — call a woman by the wrong name
Don’t incorrige me, I’m incorrigible.
LOL these are such fun words! i gatta turn my thinking cap on!
hey, where did ICOT go?!
Aloha oy!
(Love; greetings; farewell; from such a pain you should never know)
and, for your amusement, famous telephone answering machine messages:
“You have reached the offices of Dr. Jekyll. Thank you for your patience during our transition.”
“You have reached Weight Watchers. If this is an emergency, press the pound sign now.”
These past few days I heard a few groan-y ones –
We had a few slugs in our succah that weren’t moving because they were too sluggish.
We were in the zoo at the bear exhibit, and we were waiting for the bears to come out, so a man said “I can not bear waiting anymore” and something like “this is beary exciting”.
we had some gulls over our succah, but they were too gullible?
Lopadotemachoselachogaleokranioleipsano…pterygon 183 Longest word coined by a major author[1] Coined; not in dictionary; Greek
Methionylthreonylthreonylglutaminylarginyl…isoleucine 189,819.
Chemical name of titin, the largest known protein
GMAB.
Hoe-shana – a non-shmitta year, in which one is permitted to till the earth
Hoiz-shanna – the year you decide to stay home for the summer instead of going to the bungalows
Heis-shanna – the year you decide not to turn on your air conditioners due to high electricity bills
Coffee (n.), a person who is coughed upon.
Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you
have gained.
Flatulence (n.) the emergency vehicle that picks you up after
you are run over by a steamroller.
Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.
Pokemon (n), A Jamaican proctologist.
Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with
Yiddish expressions.
Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat
stomach.
Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.
Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you
absentmindedly answer the door in your nightie.
Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.
Gargoyle (n.), an olive-flavored mouthwash.
Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a
proctologist immediately before he examines you.
Frisbeetarianism (n.), The belief that, when you die, your
soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck there.
Wow! All awesome ones!
Correlate: The reason the Braxton’s left the beach abruptly, rushing Fluffy to the vet.
Perpetual: The individual gettting spanked in equal measure to his offenses.
Kvetch: To whine with such potency, it actually leaves a mark.
ronrsr: lol! “Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.” ROTF with that one!.
aardvark – 1 the honest way to make money 2 strenuous labor
Acapulco – [Music] music sung without accompaniment
acute alcoholic – an attractive drunk
archaic – what we eat after ar dinner
arsonist – a person with an unquenched burning desire
asset – a little donkey
atheist – 1 one with no invisible means of support 2 one who believes himself to be an accident
Yiddish – 1 a tongue that never takes its tongue out of its cheek 2 the rich traditional language of organized complaint
yo-yo – 1 something occasionally up but normally down (see also “computer”) 2 an item that has its ups and downs
yogurt – [Culin.] semi-solid dairy product made from partially evaporated and fermented milk. Yogurt is one of only three foods that taste exactly the same as they sound. The other two are goulash and squid.
tax return – [Econ.] an annual fiction contest with no prize
rampage – section of a book about male sheep
rabbit – small portion of a Rabbi
polyunsaturated – a dry parrot
perennial – a plant that would have grown back year after year if it had lived.
paralyze – [Med.] “The check’s in the mail” and “Trust me”
and my favorite:
Yosemite — Shalom.
nautical – don’t tickle!
maintenance free – [Ad.] impossible to fix
maiden aunt – a woman who never said “uncle”
liquor store – stupor market
juniper – contraction meaning “Did you bite that female?”
judo – currency of Israel.
judicious – Passover recipes
high school – school atop Mount Everest
gentile – 1 where the groom and best man walk 2 a small island for men only
forestalls – where two pairs of horses are kept
forfeit – what most animals stand on
eyedropper – [Med.] a clumsy ophthalmologist
elixir – [Med.] what a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone
Wow, Ron! You are mamesh on a roll!
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