Alternate History
Abe Lean Con
The slim president who fooled enough of the people some of the time.
Jester Arthur
The funniest president. Some say his administration was a joke.
Harry True Man
The president who stuck to his guns. The buck stopped there.
Ronald Ray Gun
The Star Wars president.
Mikhail Garbage Off
The Soviet premier who had a career in sanitation.
Nikita Cruise Chef
Carnival cruise lines employed this ex-Soviet premier after he was deposed.
Dan Fourth Quayle
The position in his graduating class V.P. Quayle occupied (out of a class of three)
Isoroku Yummy Moto
The Japanese version of the Pillsbury Dough Boy.
Calvin Cool Lidge
Smearo T. Agnew
Millard Fill More
After his white house days were over, he opened a dental clinic.
James Knocks Polka
The president who hated accordion dances.
Pierre True Dough
Canadian prime minister, noted for his anti-counterfeiting efforts.
Pervez Moo Sheriff
Head law officer of the wild, wild east.
Mohandas Gumbi
Known for his flexibility, he was a leading proponent of non-violence.