(Luna that was really good!)
Stop worrying about the world ending today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia
I always dream of being a millionaire just like my uncle!… He dreams too.
Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.
The luck of having talent is not enough; one must also have a talent for luck.
If your wife wants to learn to drive, don’t stand in her way.
Store front sign: Entire store on sale, everything $1 or more!
Why is it called ‘after dark’ when it really is ‘after light’?
It doesn’t make a difference what
temperature a room is, it’s always room temperature.
There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
All my life I thought air was free… until I bought a bag of chips