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    The little I know posted this on another thread:

    The Baal Shem Tov is quoted as stating, “If you are after davening the same as you were before davening, why did you bother?”


    All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.


    nobody can drive you crazy unless you give them the keys.

    Latte(n):Italian for you paid too much for that coffee


    Be yourself, everyone else is already taken.


    “Latte(n):Italian for you paid too much for that coffee”

    Actually, it is not such a joke — I heard a story with R’ Yisroel Salanter who was once for whatever reason in a hotel, and saw the price they charged for a coffee. He thought it was far to much to pay for one coffee, which usually costed him only a few kopeks. Then he decided that he wasn’t just paying for the coffee, but for the fact that it was presented to him in a nice glass, with a nice view on the windows, and surrounded by the aristocratic people. He then calculated that they were right to charge him.

    So to, Said R’ Yisroel – We must remember every time we drink that it is not just the pure water we are having, but we must be grateful for the surroundings – the blue sky and the birds chirping and the whole brilliant world we live in.


    ursketching- or you can be “Already Taken


    “Only those who attempt the absurd can achieve the impossible” –

    albert einstein


    “That we live is a gift from the Almighty. How we live is our gift to the Almighty!”


    I have 2 notebooks full of good quotes! I love collecting those good ones! Some of my favorites….

    Courage does not always roar; Sometimes courage is that quiet voice at the end of the day saying, “I will try again tomorrow.”

    Attitudes are contagious, is your worth catching?

    There are no elevators to success we must take the the stairs.

    Life is like photography we develop from the negatives.

    Be yourself! Life is too short to be anyone else

    Be the type of person you would like to meet

    What if you woke up today with only the things you thanked G-d for yesterday?

    and best of all…!

    Do not criticize a person until you’ve walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and have their shoes.

    For the record, I personally subscribe to the belief that normal is just a setting on the dryer!


    “If you can’t be a good example, be a warning!”

    Ken Zayn

    “The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.”

    ~George Jessel

    “When you go to court, you’re putting fate into the hands of 12 people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.”

    ~Norm Crosby

    “I’m not feeling very well – I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.”

    ~Groucho Marx

    “You can lead a man to Congress, but you can’t make him think.”

    ~Milton Berle

    “If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, Of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?”

    ~Albert Einstein

    “I didn’t go crazy until 1952. That’s when I began making a steady salary &

    could afford a psychiatrist.”

    ~Allan Sherman

    “What do we want?! PATIENCE! When do we want it?! NOW!”

    ~Al Franken

    “Men marry women hoping they’ll never change. Women marry men hoping they will. Invaribly they’re both


    ~ Albert Einstein

    Luna Lovegood

    This is great quote which I feel many people in the education/schooling system have yet to take to heart.

    “Everyone is a genius but if you judge a fish by it’s ability to climb a tree it will spend it’s whole life believing it is stupid”

    -Albert Einstein

    Ken Zayn

    (Luna that was really good!)

    Stop worrying about the world ending today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia

    I always dream of being a millionaire just like my uncle!… He dreams too.

    Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.

    The luck of having talent is not enough; one must also have a talent for luck.

    If your wife wants to learn to drive, don’t stand in her way.

    Store front sign: Entire store on sale, everything $1 or more!

    Why is it called ‘after dark’ when it really is ‘after light’?

    It doesn’t make a difference what

    temperature a room is, it’s always room temperature.

    There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.

    All my life I thought air was free… until I bought a bag of chips

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