“You asked what would the din be if you (bear) smacked a calf and knocked it out to then do shechita.
There is a treifus issue here with regard to being attacked by a carnivore. Also since it was knocked by something big. I did not learn treifus.”
This is what I love about Torah that the world will never understand. The Torah gave us the tools to figure out the halacha in any situation that can ever possibly happen ever. Ever. Ev.Er.
If the frai saw how there is nothing in the world that is not governed by the Torah they would do teshuvah in a minute.
On a side note maybe you (popa) and you (bear) should get together and write up some purim Torah after Av.