I wear a kipa on this head of mine.
I daven Mincha at the proper time.
and by Havdalah in my pockets I put wine
I shake a lulav, which my neighbors think insane
I like to bury my gefilte fish in chrein
because the Torah tells me to I do that too,
I do the strangest things a man could ever do,
Oh there are times when I where sneakers with my suit
and I must confess that it looks rather cute
‘Cause I am a Jew I do that too.
Oh once a year I twirl a chicken over my head
because the Torah tells me to I do that too,
I do the strangest things a man could ever do,
Oh, once a month I go outside and bless the moon
and once a year I have to eat all afternoon
and then eat matzah till I have no strength to chew
then I eat horseradish until I am turning blue
because the Torah tells me to I do that too,
I do the strangest things a man could ever do.
by Country Yossi