dhl, you have been here way too long to NOT realize that Popa is being facetious.
I’m also a 20-something year old guy who lives OOT. I got into the parsha about a month ago, but haven’t gotten a date yet because no girls want to fly out of town, and I haven’t yet had the chance to fly out either. I get the impression there are too many girls out there waiting for a prince on a flying horse to swoop in and carry them into the sunset. There are tons of good, normal, personable guys in OOT places that don’t have ppl to date. All the OOT girls freak out b/c of the shidduch crisis so they get shipped out to the edge of the earth for a date with any scarecrow. Meanwhile the OOT guys get stuck with nothing. But maybe I’m just being a cynic.