Chuck Norris leaves messages before the beep.
Chuck norris doesn’t turn on the shower he looks at it untill it crys
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that’s why there are no signs of life.
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic.