By the way, even if you don’t want to look at the meforshim, the very next passuk says, “lapping with their hands to their mouths.” Klall u’prat, baby, klall u’prat…
And yes, I know why you brought it up. I’m arguing with you because, if I remember correctly, my Rebbi did say it’s not lechatchila for a ben Torah to bend over and drink from a fountain. I don’t know why you say nobody says like that when I just quoted you a bunch of meforshim who do.