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Shticky Guy
Participant

wolf- you have lots of hidden things in you

Yes. Wolves do. Go ask Little Red Riding Hood!

I still remember this from the “Elter Zeida & Elter Bubbe; Uncle’s & Aunt’s” thread http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/elter-zeida-elter-bubbe-uncles-aunts

WolfishMusings

The Wolf

“What should the kinderlach call their elter zeida and bubbe’s? Simply Zeidy and Bubby? How will they differentiate between all the Elter Zeidy’s and the regular Zeidy’s?”

Does it really matter?

FWIW, my kids refer to their great-grandmothers as “Grandma” and have no problem differentiating them from their actual grandmothers.

The Wolf

Joseph

The Bed-Stuy Account

Wolf: When they talk to you about “Grandma”, how do you know which grandma or great-grandma they are speaking of?

Moderator-80

Mr. 80

no one mentions grandma to the wolf anymore, not after that unfortunate incident with the girl in the red hood.

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For those of you unfamiliar with the little red riding hood episode, I’ll paste my version from the above thread. (How many posters do you recognize?):

Shticky Guy

Shtick on a Stick 🙂

Little red riding hood by YWN poster names:

There was a once a HELPFUL BASMELECH called red riding hood. One day her MOTHER IN ISRAEL told her that her FLATBUSH BUBBIE was not in best HEALTH and was in BED-STUY getting some MNUCHA so she should POPPA over to see her cos she was BORED STIFF.

Walking thru the woods she met a predator who had WOLFISH MUSINGS about eating her.

When she knocked at the door, the WOLF replied HELLO. But TRUTH BE TOLD she had a lot of COMMON SENSE so she realised something was wrong.

‘Are you AT HOME BUBBIE’ she called. ‘OF COURSE’ replied the WOLF, ‘I’m ALWAYS HERE, come in & dont worry, I’m NEVER CAUSTIC’!

But although the wolf put on a SMILE E. FACE, she wasnt fooled cos she was a SMARTCOOKIE.

‘Are you really Grandma?’ she said. DUNNO said the wolf. Who else could I be? I’m not like JOSEPH, an ECLIPSE with hundreds of names you know!

So she thought FEIF UN, I’ll go and check. KEN ZAYN its her. All should be ok cos HASHEM LOVES ME.

Grandma, such big teeth you have she said. OOO-MISS said the wolf its MAMASHTAKAH azoi. You’re stating THE OBVIOUS. Come here and I’ll eat you! So she ran straight home DERECH HAMELECH and lived happily ever after.