Yeshivishe shuffle? 😛
I was never taught to dance at simchas, (apparently the Israeli dance chugim passed me by) and for some reason, I just hate dancing the hora, so unless someone really strong grabs me by the arm and pulls me into a circle of dancing ladies, I just sit at the tables and help myself to the food and drink.
Judaism is a way of eating, not dancing. Get my drift? 🙂