This affect his shiduchim chances thing cracks me up.
Tell me about this boy? Well, he’s got no chance of ever earning a living. Oh my goodness shadchan, tell me more, how come he isn’t taken already? Well, I’ve been told he can’t even write a proper english sentence.
Seriously, where is the next generation of wealthy father in laws going to come from? The days of becoming well off from owning a shmata shop on the LES are long since over.