T613T, I have nothing to add to the serious discussion you started here, and to the numerous posters who took the challenge and weighed in on your question. I did want to tell you that the title of this thread is my absolute favorite ever in the CR.
Do you like writing enough to venture out of the CR?
It would make an amazing title for a new novel, heaped in glossy piles in the window of my local Judaica store.
I can just see it-
“Tzidkaniyos Wearing Leather”
The thrilling new novel by Teesix Genendel Koffrumann.
You won’t make this Chanuka; maybe next year?