When my sister was applying to places that asked her to write something personal, I suggested that she write that she needs to use the restroom.
Unrelated: I went into Chai Pizza the other day and ordered a personal pie. When they brought it out, I bent forward to the counter-person and whispered, “do you have a private place for me to eat this? I can’t eat such a personal pie in public!”
He didn’t think it was funny.
I don’t either