it’s all mustard’s fault! It always WAS mustard’s fault. ignored by many, and pushed aside by the great almighty ketchup, and overshadowed by his great following, mustard never stood a chance. besides, he’s yellow. nobody likes yellow! everybody likes red. his resentment and anger to ketchup was known to all. he always hated ketchup! it was HE who started all those anti-ketchup threads, i tell you, it was MUSTARD all along!!!
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