How is that a chassidishe maaseh? Are dreams chassidish? Are getchke’s chassidish? Why do you need to make fun of the story just because one of the characters in the story happened to be chassidish. If the guy was having dreams and they did find a cross, why can’t you just take the facts as they appear? Nobody is forcing you to take an interpretation of the facts, but how do facts become chassidish?
Is the following a chassidishe maaseh: A chossid once was walking down 18th avenue, and he went into Mendelsohns and ate pizza.