When spotting a person on Purim with a # on the back of their t-shirt, follow these rules:
– approach them and say “Hi, my name is (insert your sn), what’s yours?”
– When the person just raises an eyebrow, slap him on the back and say “hey, don’t be shy, don’t you remember me? I’m the CR psychiatrist/anger manager/vort giver/shadchan/welcome committee/board member/treasurer etc.”
– When the person starts to turn in the other direction, grab their hand and say “now, now, don’t be afraid. I understand you don’t want your identity blown, but these are the CR rules! And being the die-hard CR member that I am- I must follow them!”
Run after the guy for a minimum of 30 blocks- DO NOT GIVE UP
Then you can visit squeak for an emergency session
Good luck to all!