The Funniest Purim Costume
Tagged: Purim Costume
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February 10, 2009 10:48 pm at 10:48 pm #999573believerParticipant
does anyone haave any ideas as to wat and how to make mishloach manos???February 10, 2009 10:50 pm at 10:50 pm #999574
areivimzehlazeh: a girl was dressed as a chassidish boy and was walking along. A group of drunk boys grab her/him and start dancing. You’ve never seen someone that panic stricken in your life… ha they must have been panic stricken!!!!
a friend of mine’s parents used to dress up as each other years ago, i always thought it was so creepy!!! the guy would wear his wife’s real sheitel!!!February 11, 2009 3:37 am at 3:37 am #999575
My oldest child is a girl; her brother is about a year younger than her. One Purim, when they were 3 and almost 2, I dressed them as each other. It was amusing because people really had trouble telling them apart, since they were almost the same size & looked so much alike. Since they were very young I didn’t consider this inappropriate, but I wouldn’t let them do it now that they’re older.February 11, 2009 4:38 am at 4:38 am #999576
Asdfghjkl: ha I no a couple who did that too!!!! It was hysterical!!!!
Anon for this: that’s very cuteFebruary 11, 2009 5:30 am at 5:30 am #999577
syriansephardi: thanks! It was the best idea I could think of since I was working outside the home then & had an infant also, so really I barely had time to sleep, let alone buy/ make a purim costume.February 12, 2009 1:50 am at 1:50 am #999578
syriansephardi: i believe what you said about not dressing like the opposite gender is true.$
joseph: care to quote us the source.$February 12, 2009 2:50 am at 2:50 am #999579noitallmrParticipant
myshadow- That is precisely why I did it!February 12, 2009 3:52 am at 3:52 am #999580
syriansephardi: any luck??$February 12, 2009 4:34 am at 4:34 am #999581
Anon for this: I really like it!!
Qwertyuiop: noo 🙁 I want my costume to really be hysterical, and something noone ever did b4!!February 12, 2009 9:38 pm at 9:38 pm #999582myshadowMember
noitallmr, u got guts buddy gota hand it to you! If I did that I would prbly be living on the streets right about now!
Hello one purim I saw this guy dressed up as a girl and it was DISGUSTING!! I was horrified! The whole skinny jeans, heels and makeup seriously made me nauseousFebruary 13, 2009 12:47 am at 12:47 am #999583
Myshadow: I seriously just LOLed!!!!!!! Skinny jeans and heels….HAAAAFebruary 13, 2009 7:50 pm at 7:50 pm #999584Josh31Participant
For men / boys: Obama mask or just the ears
For ladies / girls: Palin mask or just the glasses
If you need to be bipartisan then both the ears and glassesFebruary 14, 2009 7:43 pm at 7:43 pm #999585xeroxMember
what are good ideas for a family costume??February 18, 2009 4:36 am at 4:36 am #999586
Guyss purim is so soon!!!! From all u funny ppl on here, u can’t come up with an HYSTERICAL one?? Cmom areivem, asdfghjkl, teen, qwertyuiop, and everyone else, I know u have the head for this!!February 18, 2009 8:39 pm at 8:39 pm #999587
I barely have a head for staying awake… purim costumes? huh- what dat? 😉February 18, 2009 9:05 pm at 9:05 pm #999588
can’t wait for purim – my road test is the day before!February 18, 2009 9:19 pm at 9:19 pm #999589
Moish: niiice g’luck!!February 18, 2009 9:49 pm at 9:49 pm #999590
syriansephardi: i’m touched that you think i’m funny, but sorry i don’t have much of a head for costumes.$February 18, 2009 9:53 pm at 9:53 pm #999591havesomeseichelMember
family costume: dress like you are all from a specific time period… like the american revolution (someone be george washington, jefferson, ect and have the ladies in those fancy dresses) or rennaissance (i had a friend that did that.. her family looked so cute)..
or the same job: pirates, doctors, ect
moish: hatzlacha! good luck to you!February 18, 2009 10:04 pm at 10:04 pm #999592
moish: ????? (i love writing with the hebrew.$)February 18, 2009 10:11 pm at 10:11 pm #999593
thanks, peopleFebruary 18, 2009 10:17 pm at 10:17 pm #999594
moish- that’s really cool! hatzlocha rabba!
ps- thanks for the warning. From purim and on I will no longer be walking the streets of brooklyn 😉February 18, 2009 10:42 pm at 10:42 pm #999595
haha i probably drive better than you do. trust me, my dad won’t let me drive unless i know what i’m doing – why do you think he let me take drivers ed altogether? he said he figured i’m gonna take the car anyway, so i may as well come home alive…February 18, 2009 10:56 pm at 10:56 pm #99959622OldGoldParticipant
Rosh Chodosh Adar is Tuesday and Wednesday!!!!!!!!
Any idea’s of good shtick?February 19, 2009 12:50 am at 12:50 am #999597
Moish, like they say – It’s time for us to get off the sidewalks…February 19, 2009 1:55 am at 1:55 am #999598
ok… for all you “mod” wannabes and you know who you are :o)
take a T-Shirt and write
on the front
of your favorite mod on the back.
NOTE: if you choose mod 72 probably the most popular of all numbers IM(notso)HO you have to walk around with a coffee cup also.
moish01 – I think you did this before so please post an example – thanks :o)February 19, 2009 1:59 am at 1:59 am #999599
Mod 72: that is a GREAT idea IF I lived in brooklyn!!!!!!!! I would do it if I did!!!!!
Moish: GOOD LUCKKK and moish don’t forget u can’t drive till u have a LICENSE!!!!! Don’t go driving illegaly!!February 19, 2009 2:01 am at 2:01 am #999600
mod72: i would do that, but it would give me away.$February 19, 2009 2:12 am at 2:12 am #999601beaconParticipant
Mod- if I wanted to stay single forever that might be a good idea. Otherwise….February 19, 2009 2:53 am at 2:53 am #999602believerParticipant
hi. im going crazy. ineed a purim costume. husband and wife matching( not totally matching but the same theme) for example, ketchup and mustard, bowling ball and bowling pin… but something a bit more original. help me fast.February 19, 2009 3:42 am at 3:42 am #999603
72 – I’m insulted. I believe it was me who made you that jersey. And that was my absolute original artwork, not copied.
;-(February 19, 2009 3:55 am at 3:55 am #999604
Believer: last year in school we had to do that with partners the winners were a fridge and a freezer they took a big box (for each of them) and made it look like a fride and they glued eggs and milk cartons n stuff on to it…. U can to thing one and thing to, the prince and the pauper, if I think of more ill let u noFebruary 19, 2009 4:00 am at 4:00 am #999605
How about an egg (sunny-side up) & toast?February 19, 2009 4:40 am at 4:40 am #999606
Ames the husband will be the prince n the wife the pauper. She should put a lot of bronser on spots of her face to make it look dirty and then just patched up clothes…it’ll be cute!!February 19, 2009 4:42 am at 4:42 am #999607
Curious. I am truly sorry – please forgive me (and post another for others to see) :o)February 19, 2009 4:47 am at 4:47 am #999608mdlevineMember
around 18 years ago, I wore a chicken costume and mrs. mdlevine wore an apron and a chef’s hat and carried a big pot and a spoon.
(I hope that I didn’t just give away my identity)February 19, 2009 4:55 am at 4:55 am #999609
oh my – i think i know who you are!
jk – i wasn’t even born that long ago… (does that make you feel better or worse??)February 19, 2009 7:20 am at 7:20 am #999610
moish: hatzlacha!!! i actually took my permit test on the same day, tannis esther!!! for those wondering-i have my LICENSE already!!!
mdlevine: that’s funny!!!
syriansephardi: ha that you said me funny!!!
here’s an idea: some years ago a family of mostly girls that i know, dressed up as old grandmothers with head scarves, canes, old granny clothing- as bubbies & called themselves:
it was years ago, but i remember hearing that they one first prize in their school’s purim dress-up mascarade!!!February 19, 2009 7:58 am at 7:58 am #999611
mod72: ha ha i should so do that!!! kidding, i’ll look like a complete idiot!!! it would be funny walking in flatbush seeing others do it, wondering who they are in the cr???!!!February 19, 2009 12:50 pm at 12:50 pm #999612mchemtobMember
believer – a million years ago when I was in seminary in ey a friend and myself dressed up as meraglim. we wore all white underneath and took material and draped it like a toga over our clothing …got a really long branch, decorated it with green tissue paper for leaves and blew up purple ballons and atached it to look like grapes.February 19, 2009 2:13 pm at 2:13 pm #999613
One way to dress up as an egg would be to cut a large piece of foamboard into the egg white, then glue a yellow plate or round piece of foam or felt in the middle as the yolk. Use a piece of ribbon to make a strap in the back to hold it on. I found this is a magazine once.February 19, 2009 5:04 pm at 5:04 pm #999614
Asdfghjkl: OMG I like that Idea!!!!!!!!!!! If we have a contest I’m doing it!!!!!!!February 19, 2009 8:38 pm at 8:38 pm #999615
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This is for all the mod wannabes. Not sure which mods I left out…February 19, 2009 8:40 pm at 8:40 pm #999616
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thanks but it’s Moish01, not 10February 19, 2009 9:03 pm at 9:03 pm #999618
When spotting a person on Purim with a # on the back of their t-shirt, follow these rules:
– approach them and say “Hi, my name is (insert your sn), what’s yours?”
– When the person just raises an eyebrow, slap him on the back and say “hey, don’t be shy, don’t you remember me? I’m the CR psychiatrist/anger manager/vort giver/shadchan/welcome committee/board member/treasurer etc.”
– When the person starts to turn in the other direction, grab their hand and say “now, now, don’t be afraid. I understand you don’t want your identity blown, but these are the CR rules! And being the die-hard CR member that I am- I must follow them!”
Run after the guy for a minimum of 30 blocks- DO NOT GIVE UP
Then you can visit squeak for an emergency session
Good luck to all!February 19, 2009 10:03 pm at 10:03 pm #999619
moish – I told you so many times, you can’t be so picky! 😉
areivim – I think everyone has to head over to the runner’s thread so that they’ll be fit enough to chase their fellow CR member
beacon- I’ll have to ditto what yuo said!February 19, 2009 11:06 pm at 11:06 pm #999620
Curious -thank you.
nice to see who you gave top billing to :o)
we still need one for a 21 wannabe and most importantly an 86 wannabe (I may do that one myself) YW Moderator-72February 19, 2009 11:11 pm at 11:11 pm #999621
72 – Go ahead and make it yourself. Let’s see you practice some artwork.February 19, 2009 11:12 pm at 11:12 pm #999622AnonymousInactive
and how about a 42 wannabe?
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