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  • March 25, 2013 1:02 am at 1:02 am #608762
    popa_bar_abba
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    If my two year old grabbed a piece of dough that didn’t have challa taken yet, and crawled all over the house with it (apparently, based on tonight’s findings), was he shoretz v’tevel b’yado?

    March 25, 2013 1:03 am at 1:03 am #941142
    popa_bar_abba
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    “she”

    March 25, 2013 1:22 am at 1:22 am #941143
    playtime
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    Are you calling your daughter a Sheretz

    March 25, 2013 1:32 am at 1:32 am #941144
    popa_bar_abba
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    shoretz means to crawl

    March 25, 2013 1:39 am at 1:39 am #941145
    Brony
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    I guess you play fast and loose wit nekudos too. it starts with shiurim, but where does it end? a slippry slope: WHERE DO WE DRAW THE LINE???!!

    March 25, 2013 1:43 am at 1:43 am #941146
    popa_bar_abba
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    When I first came to the yeshiva, there was an alter bochur who missed shachris, insisted on second dates, and wouldn’t date daughters of gioreses. He once told me that you don’t really need to worry about slipper slopes, and the raihah is that he does all those things but still stayed in yeshiva.

    March 28, 2013 4:10 am at 4:10 am #941147
    ItcheSrulik
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    No, because teruma gedola was either taken or not necessary. He’s shoretz ugzeilat hakohen b’yado. But then the pun is nowhere near as good, so tevel b’yado it is.

    March 28, 2013 4:14 am at 4:14 am #941148
    popa_bar_abba
    Participant

    Is it not called tevel before you take challa?

    March 28, 2013 4:21 am at 4:21 am #941149
    popa_bar_abba
    Participant

    It’s been a while since I learned ???, so I’m taking wikipedia’s word for it. Wikipedia says that tevel is stuff before terumos and maasros, and dough before challa is taken. I think it is correct.

    March 28, 2013 6:46 am at 6:46 am #941150
    ItcheSrulik
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    I last learned challa about six months ago and I’m pretty sure tevel refers to terumah gedola. That is definitely the colloquial usage. Either way, keep ’em coming. Your troll threads are the only reason I still frequent this place. (That and the discworld thread) The politics are aggravating and now that I’m learning full time, I don’t need to come here for halacha arguments.

    March 28, 2013 7:16 am at 7:16 am #941151
    popa_bar_abba
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    You’re learning full time? ??? ???? ????????

    You really need a new subtitle then. Perhaps “ger”.

    March 28, 2013 8:52 am at 8:52 am #941152
    ItcheSrulik
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    Don’t worry, the yeshiva is full of likeminded shkotzim.

    Maskilishe grammar nitpick: I’m pretty sure ??? is given a chirik and shva nach in Aramaic similar to bint in Arabic.

    March 28, 2013 12:55 pm at 12:55 pm #941153
    ItcheSrulik
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    Correction: It’s b’ras with a patach. I checked Jastrow.

    March 28, 2013 3:34 pm at 3:34 pm #941154
    popa_bar_abba
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    I didn’t check jastrow, but I did look online first to make sure that ??? was the correct conjugation. I intended it to be with a patach.

    (because the only thing worse than yeshiva guy english grammar is yeshiva guy aramaic grammar)

    March 28, 2013 4:54 pm at 4:54 pm #941155
    ItcheSrulik
    Member

    This is true. Especially the yeshiva guys who think they’re daykanim.

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