September 23, 2012 8:56 pm at 8:56 pm #604961
I heard this today. I think its very funny. I know I will be called insensitive for posting it, but I dont care.
There was a Mommy Tomato and a Baby Tomato. The mommy tomato warned the baby tomato not to cross the street by himself, as it was sakanas nifashos. As all children, the baby tomato didnt listen. vayihee hayoim, baby tomato crossed the street, and kach hava, was run over by a car, and to this day is in the hospital, a vegetable.September 23, 2012 9:30 pm at 9:30 pm #898525yummy cupcakeMember
no, toi. i don’t like that joke, and i don’t think its funny. what would happen if someone reading this has a relative or someone close, who is a vegetable? would they think its funny? not so nice to make jokes of things like this. sorry.September 23, 2012 9:51 pm at 9:51 pm #898526nishtdayngesheftParticipant
This probably belongs in the frum vegetarians/vegans thread.September 23, 2012 10:14 pm at 10:14 pm #898527more_2Member
Tell it to your children.September 23, 2012 10:26 pm at 10:26 pm #898528☕️coffee addictParticipant
youre insensitiveSeptember 23, 2012 11:26 pm at 11:26 pm #898529TheGoqParticipant
Not at all funny not even a little.September 24, 2012 12:12 am at 12:12 am #898530
Toi if you are going to tell such an offensive joke let it at least be funny.September 24, 2012 12:29 am at 12:29 am #898531hudiParticipant
It’s a play on words, which can be used in humor, but it’s not funny in this situation, because it’s too serious a situation.September 24, 2012 1:10 am at 1:10 am #898532EnglishmanMember
It’s just too bad that squeak abandoned ship; otherwise he’d be rolling.September 24, 2012 1:53 am at 1:53 am #898533OneOfManyParticipant
fruitSeptember 24, 2012 1:59 am at 1:59 am #898534yaakov doeParticipant
Even if it was about a vegetable, which a tomato isn’t, it wouldn’t be funny. Sorry about that.September 24, 2012 12:34 pm at 12:34 pm #898535abba_murray_bar_popaParticipant
The oilem needs to lookup what play on words means. The tomato was a vegtable at the beginning of the joke. Not even cleverSeptember 24, 2012 12:56 pm at 12:56 pm #898536
haters.September 24, 2012 2:49 pm at 2:49 pm #898537on the ballParticipant
It is an extremely crass, insensitive, vulgar and boorish joke.
It is also very funny and I don’t think that’s a contradiction.September 25, 2012 7:31 am at 7:31 am #898538TheMusicManParticipant
The pun is spectacular, but the context could be improved.October 3, 2012 5:14 pm at 5:14 pm #898539
a man used to make the trip to and from the nearby town everyday in order to do business. he was newly married, and as it was shana rishona, his wife would accompany him on his travels. one day his usually faithfully horse stopped in the middle of the road and wouldnt budge. he screamed and kicked (the farmer) but the horse wouldnt listen. he got off the wagon holding his whip, and gave it to the horse good. after a sound beating, the farmer looked the horse in the eye and said,”Horsey, thats one!” life continued as usual until the horse didnt listen once again. and once again the farmer showed it who was boss, and ended hs beating with “Horsey, thats two!” vichulihu. the third time this behavior occured, tha farmer got off the wagon, went around the side for his shotgun, walked over to the horse and said, “Horsey, thats three!” and promptly blew his head off. The young wife was understandably horrified. as the man returned to the wagon she asked him,” How could you possibly kill your faithful horse so coldly?!” the man looked his wife straight in the eye, and answered,”Wifey, thats one!”October 3, 2012 5:30 pm at 5:30 pm #898540haifagirlParticipant
I tried posting that joke (only about a carrot)a long time ago and the mods wouldn’t let it through. I guess they’ve gotten more tolerant.October 3, 2012 7:34 pm at 7:34 pm #898541
Oldie but goodie.October 3, 2012 8:25 pm at 8:25 pm #898542welldressed007Participant
you have all managed to squash the joke so eloquently. poor tomatoes.October 3, 2012 8:29 pm at 8:29 pm #898543ajewfrommonseyParticipant
if it happened to a grape it wouldn’t be funny, they never complain, they just give a little whineOctober 3, 2012 8:50 pm at 8:50 pm #898544SaysMeMember
spare us the distastefulnessOctober 3, 2012 9:03 pm at 9:03 pm #898545The Best BubbyParticipant
Toi: Both these “jokes” are disgusting and you are a very sad person. You need help. I agree with all the above comments.
Gut Moed and G’mar Tov!October 3, 2012 9:57 pm at 9:57 pm #898546
cant win’m all i guess.October 3, 2012 11:31 pm at 11:31 pm #898547Doodle-Man™Member
Toi, that’s twoOctober 4, 2012 2:52 am at 2:52 am #898548
The second was better than the first but also distasteful maybe stick to the joke thread for your jokes if you dont want the negative attention.October 4, 2012 4:34 am at 4:34 am #898549OneOfManyParticipant
lol @ moski 😛October 4, 2012 8:46 am at 8:46 am #898550
moski- touche lol.October 4, 2012 4:15 pm at 4:15 pm #898551WiseyParticipant
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