Alter, The Thread Titler!

[golferParticipant]

Life update: I’m going to park my car in midair and make Aliyah now.

There’s more to life than lounging around in Queens and buying chulnt meat, and I don’t like the new Secretary of State, so I’m going to Israel this week!

[Lilmod UlelamaidParticipant]

“Is Dating Other Posters Tznius”

lol.

[Lilmod UlelamaidParticipant]

Golfer – good one!

[Avram in MDParticipant]

Bentch friends.

[Lilmod UlelamaidParticipant]

“Rabosei, nevarach”

[golferParticipant]

Thanks, LU, I was waiting for that.

When I first saw that thread I thought it was about bircas hamazon.

[golferParticipant]

What is Life?

At Brisk teen

[Lilmod UlelamaidParticipant]

Golfer – thanks but Avrum gets the credit really. I hadn’t thought of it – I was just adding to his comment.

I was really impressed by your first one though – that was really good!

[Lilmod UlelamaidParticipant]

real one: Chulent meat

Chill and meet

[MenoParticipant]

Popa Is Chulent Meat. By, Popa

What if I’m really Chulent Meat

Everybody Except Popa is Chulent Meat

[B1g B0yParticipant]

No news is good news

Good news is no news

[B1g B0yParticipant]

Waiting on Supermarket Checkout Line

Superman waiting on checkout line

[B1g B0yParticipant]

Why leave your dirty tissue on the table in Shul?

Why leave your dirty table in shul?

[B1g B0yParticipant]

“Jews should not care whether the American embassy is in Jerusalem or Tel Aviv”

Americans should not care whether Jews are in Jerusalem or Tel-Aviv

[B1g B0yParticipant]

Foods Rashi never ate

Rashi never ate food

[B1g B0yParticipant]

Lice in Israel

Rice in Israel

Mice in Israel

[LightbriteParticipant]

So glad that whatever that murder thread is closed. I didn’t open it and please don’t tell me. I get nightmares.

[☢️ 🚭 ☣️ Rand0m3x 🧠🕴️🎲Participant]

“IN GOP WE TRUMP” (Brought to you by Gimpel the Shamash.)

[Lilmod UlelamaidParticipant]

cute. did you make that up? and who’s Gimpel the Shamash? Sounds like the title of a story by Isaac Bashevis Singer or someone like that.

[☢️ 🚭 ☣️ Rand0m3x 🧠🕴️🎲Participant]

The man who played Gimpel (in a Rebbee Hill production) made it up.

[B1g B0yParticipant]

I’m Lazy

I’m Crazy

[TheGoqParticipant]

Frum Preppers

Frum Peppers

[golferParticipant]

Frum Shleppers Will Help You Move to the End of the World.

Is it assur to eat a sheretz-like Monster who eats Cookies?

[TheGoqParticipant]

ah gezunta kneidel

[Lilmod UlelamaidParticipant]

Things kids said/did

Things kids said they did

[Lilmod UlelamaidParticipant]

Real ones: Seminary for older girls who are still single
Shidduchim for those with a past

Mine:

Seminary for those with a past
Shidduchim for older girls who are still single

or: Seminary for those with a past needs shidduchim for older girls who are still single.

[TheGoqParticipant]

Forcing your chametz on others.

[B1g B0yParticipant]

Do you pay for Cloud storage?

Do you pray for cloud storage?

Do you play for loud storage?

[TheGoqParticipant]

Have you ever frosted a cat?

[ChadGadyaParticipant]

Goq umaGoq

[ChadGadyaParticipant]

Should bee, eagle eat when dog and cat meet?

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