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    Shopping613 🌠
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    Guyz, I think I lost my sanity somewhere….

    I…feel sometime like I’m not even sane….or like normal?

    What ailment is this? Is there a cure??????

    #1000791

    SayIDidIt™
    Participant

    Stop asking such silly questions. We all know the answer!

    SiDi™

    As crazy as you…

    #1000792

    TheGoq
    Participant

    It’s called teenageritis don’t worry you will grow out of it and its completely normal.

    #1000793

    notasheep
    Member

    I think you suffer from overpunctuationitis. Common symptoms are: using more than one question mark in a sentence, using more than one exclamation mark in a sentence. The more punctuation marks used, the worse the condition. Don’t worry, it’s not life-threatening and is usually grown out of by about age 25 at the latest, although there are rare exceptions.

    #1000794

    ED IT OR
    Participant

    a simple no probably does it for most, however dont worry you dont have to be sane, most people are not, as long as you are not insane you should be ok….

    #1000795

    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    Only about 2.5% of people are sane.

    #1000796

    The little I know
    Participant

    Overpunctuationitis is a condition that, like its lettered counterpart – hyperlexia (overly good spelling, frequently corrects others’ spelling mistakes) is easily treatable.

    The recommended intervention is to move away from the computer and email, and take up texting (especially on the old flip phones that lack a keyboard). One rapidly sheds the extreme nuisance of correct spelling and punctuation. This treatment has a fantastic record of success. Both of the above conditions resolve completely after just a few days of introducing the treatment program.

    Physicians are generally exempt from this, as they simply scribble on a prescription pad, need no punctuation or spelling, and are way too busy dealing with the bludgeoning responsibility of insurance friendly documentation to text, email, or blog. No physician was ever taught how to spell stethoscope, electroencephalograph (only its acronym EEG), or countless other long medical terms.

    #1000797

    oomis
    Participant

    It is called the teen years, and only time can cure that.

    #1000798

    Sanity? Sorry, never heard about it.

    #1000799

    oyyoyyoy
    Participant

    ye notasheep, and its more common in females

    #1000800

    WIY
    Member

    Its called being alive.

    #1000801

    dafbiyun
    Participant

    Doctors have reported excellent results by teaching patients to make it through a sentence without using the word “like” when unnecessary.

    #1000802

    notasheep
    Member

    TLIK – I beg to differ, overpuntuationitis cannot be cured by texting, since most people on the texting treatment program tend to use multiple exclamation marks and question marks.

    As for hyperlexia, I will admit to being a sufferer, and have no intention of taking treatment. Bad spelling and grammar is just unprofessional and wrong, and when I see it on menus, shops and school notices (for goodness’ sake) I really cringe. But most teenagers will grow out of overpunctuationitis.

    #1000803

    Shopping613 🌠
    Participant

    My doctor told me I’m insane and there’s no cure…what do I do? Should I take an aspirin????

    #1000804

    WIY
    Member

    Shopping

    I would get a second opinion!

    #1000805

    Bookworm120
    Participant

    @WIY – I second that! If you’re being serious, you should definitely make sure you’re consulting with somebody who knows what they’re talking about.

    #1000806

    TheGoq
    Participant

    Are you sane? that depends what do the voices in your head think?

    Mental health is of course nothing to make fun of hence this thread should be closed.

    #1000807

    notasheep
    Member

    Goq are you being serious?

    #1000808

    TheGoq
    Participant

    Yes i am, I don’t think the OP really thinks she’s insane and the line about aspirin was indicative of that, mental illness is an illness and thus should not be made fun of.

    #1000809

    Shoppping:

    You could go through the same process I did. It took a couple of years, I finally got my certificate of normality. (valid for one year)

    #1000810

    notasheep
    Member

    she wasn’t making fun of mental illness, she was making fun of insanity. There’s a difference.

    #1000811

    SanityIsOverrated
    Participant

    I’m still here.

    Life tends to be more entertaining when sanity is thrown out the window. (both good and bad. Some of the greatest people in the world would have been classified crazy today)

    #1000812

    notasheep
    Member

    froggie, what’s normal? Normal is boring…

    #1000813

    the-art-of-moi
    Participant

    I think the question shopping asked has passed through everyones mind at some point during their lives. So heres the answer: Maybe. But as long as your insanity is doing no harm (whether to you or the ppl around you) it doesnt matter.

    #1000814

    Shopping613 🌠
    Participant

    TAOM, Nice seeing you, new subtitle I see.

    Chizuk? That’s pretty cute, sounds like your doing ok by your subtitle…I wish I was here often enough to follow threads and give chizuk too….

    About sanity, what if your whole life you’ve been told by adults you aren’t sane??????

    That’s my point, like the OP….

    #1000815

    HELP!!! My certificate expires today!!!

    #1000816

    notasheep
    Member

    Good, now life will get more interesting for you again.

    #1000817

    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    Why?

    #1000818

    notasheep
    Member

    because being normal is boring

    #1000819

    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    Why be normal in the first place?

    #1000820

    2ND OPPINION
    Participant

    To quote someone famous,”Normal is relative; we’re not related.”

    #1000821

    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    To quote someone unknown, “Hey, you don’t even know who I am”.

    #1000822

    2ND OPPINION
    Participant

    How do you know? And besides, if i was quoting someone, then it probobly was not you, which would make it completely irrelevant if we are related or not.

    #1000823

    notasheep
    Member

    I honestly don’t know why someone would choose to be normal. Shudder. Being slightly daft is so much fun!

    #1000824

    <<Warning People>> (aliens too)

    It’s starting to have an effect!

    (hey, where am I?)

    #1000825

    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    Being way eccentric is even funner! (“Funner” is a word. It always was one, but now I invented another definition for is: the original definition multiplied by 3.14000000000.)

    #1000826

    notasheep
    Member

    How about 3.141592653589?

    Sorry, just showing off. Why can’t I remember the other things, like where I put my shopping?

    #1000827

    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    That’s the point. It’s called Pie, not Pi, but it’s raw. Maybe the recipe meant to bake it at 350 degreews, not the way I did it (in a cold oven for 350 minutes)!

    #1000828

    notasheep
    Member

    +3.14000000000000000000000000 😉

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