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    GoGoGo
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    What’s the riddle?

    #1196343

    Little Froggie
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    Like I wrote before

    Like I wrote before

    Just a little longer…

    The ASPCA, DOMH etc. have been duly notified… They’re on the way..

    #1196344

    Lightbrite
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    Break me off a piece of that shoko babka?

    #1196345

    Abba_S
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    Stop I want to get off

    #1196346

    Lilmod Ulelamaid
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    The best break is to go to sleep – 1/60th of death – Neshama returns to Shamayim and comes back revived – meanwhile, you get to taste blissful unconsciousness before returning to the world refreshed and ready to continue serving G-d and helping mankind (as part of your service to G-d).

    #1196347

    Little Froggie
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    Brake, the man said. Like the thingy in my car that doesn’t brake. (actually it does, with a lot of protesting, in the form of varying colors of warning signals)

    #1196348

    Lilmod Ulelamaid
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    I was commenting on the comments before mine. Also, brakes give you a break.

    #1196349

    Lilmod Ulelamaid
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    Nu, so do we get to find out what the riddle is?

    #1196350

    Little Froggie
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    Me? Dunno. The OP is NOT ME. I’ve had many other usernames, this one is not me. This character is one the chances (chanced) by, and flood(s) the places with…

    #1196351

    yitzyk
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    What did the fireman say after breaking his leg on the fire-pole?

    #1196352

    Lilmod Ulelamaid
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    What?

    #1196353

    Lilmod Ulelamaid
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    how about, “Ouch!”

    #1196354

    Little Froggie
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    LuL: this was a riddle, something akin to, sort of, to a joke. A joke is something, (oh, how do you explain it?) humorous, amusing. Humor is something like…(oh no, what do I do now).. something you’re supposed to laugh, smile at.

    #1196355

    Lilmod Ulelamaid
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    Your point being..? A riddle does usually have an answer…

    In case you don’t know what a riddle is, let me explain: The definition of a riddle is basically a joke that has a question and an answer. Someone asks a question, sometimes starting with the word what, for example, “What does a fireman say,etc?”, then you are supposed to say, “What?” and then they tell you the answer which is supposed to be funny.

    got it?

    Alternatively, instead of saying “what?”, you can try to guess the answer, like I do in my second post above.

    #1196356

    Lightbrite
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    Abba_S: Sorry the world won’t stop spinning for you

    #1196357

    Lilmod Ulelamaid
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    but you can go to sleep and then you won’t feel it.

    #1196358

    yitzyk
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    The answer was already provided, like Jeopardy. We were supposed to ask the questions. So the answer would be “There was no brake…”

    #1196359

    Lilmod Ulelamaid
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    oh, thanks. I thought it was a new riddle. Either I don’t get it, or it’s not that funny. But thanks for satisfying my curiousity.

    #1196360

    Abba_S
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    “Abba_S: Sorry the world won’t stop spinning for you”

    I always thought the earth rotated and the world was stationary.

    How do you know that the world/earth wouldn’t stop for me? It stopped in the time of Joshua when time stopped for him. Not that I am holy enough for Hashem to do it for me but it could happen. Or it could be that you are holier then me and your prayers are overriding mine.

    #1196361

    Lightbrite
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    May the holy portals be cleared for all the brachot to come through please Hashem

    #1196362

    WinnieThePooh
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    Guys, GoGoGo used to post tons of these strange comments about moving and running, I don’t think they were meant to be analyzed, especially not a year later. Some sleeping dogs are best left alone.

    #1196363

    Abba_S
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    “May the holy portals be cleared for all the brachot to come through please Hashem”

    Of cause Hashem’s blessings will come through as he controls the gatekeepers. The question is, us common folk will our prayers make it through the heavenly gates to Hashem.

    Wishing everyone a Good Shabbos.

    #1196364

    Lightbrite
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    Shavua tov everyone 🙂

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    Lilmod Ulelamaid
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    Shavua Tov to you Lightbrite, all the posters in the CR, and all of Am Yisrael!

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