My friend has one: “Hi, this is ____, please don’t leave me a message as I probably won’t listen to it anyway.”
Mine used to be: “Hi this is ____, sorry I could not answer your call but I have probably put my phone down and can’t remember where it is, please leave a message and I will try to get back to you.”
I changed it to something more boring.
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Mine is: Hi you’ve reached me, either i can’t come to the phone right now or I just don’t want to talk to you so leave me a message and I’ll decide whether or not to call you back.
If this is your first time calling please leave a message. If this is your second time, please get the message.
I’m glad you waited. Next up you are here on the EIB Network. You’re on the air.
Hi, you’ve reached edited, sorry I cant pick up the phone right now. Please leave me a message and I will try to get back to you as soon as I can. Thank you and have a great day!
That is the funniest one I’ve ever heard!
Do people actually believe that you will get back to them as soon as possible?
Hello! Please don’t leave a blank message. Say something or hang up now, before the beep. If you are still listening, think of something good to say cause it’s about to b BEEP.
Hello?….. (person who called starts talking….) Hello? hello? I’m sorry your breaking up. Please leave a message and I will call you back.