Are you Jewish?
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June 3, 2014 3:33 am at 3:33 am #612942👑RebYidd23Participant
Those of you who are human is who I mean. They say on the Internet nobody knows if you’re a dog… I haven’t been found out so far.
June 3, 2014 3:37 am at 3:37 am #1019111MachaaMakerMemberYou got me. I’m actually a full fledged nuchri who just comes here for fun (I was actually nominated #1 shabbos goy for three years running)
June 3, 2014 4:06 am at 4:06 am #1019112Little FroggieMemberEver heard of a Jewish Froggie?
June 3, 2014 4:45 am at 4:45 am #1019113I. M. ShluffinParticipantDefine Jewish. It could mean a Jew, but only “ish.” Y’know? Like, kinda, ish. In which case, I’m not. I’m a full-fledged and hand-picked child of Hashem Yisborach, and I’m SO PROUD! I’m not so into labels. Jew, goy, turtle – it has to define my essence. It’s hard to describe an essence in a single word, unless it’s in lashon hakodesh. Plus, all the labels I put on my clothes in camp all those years ago either fell off or were lost, along with the garment they labeled. Limud atzmi: there was no point in labeling.
Don’t mind my ramblings. I’m sleep-deprived yet shluffing.
June 3, 2014 5:26 am at 5:26 am #1019114DikDukDuckParticipantEver heard of a Jewish Duck?
June 3, 2014 2:43 pm at 2:43 pm #1019115To be or not to beMemberever hear of a jewish rock?(oy! here we go again)
June 3, 2014 3:52 pm at 3:52 pm #1019116Half.
June 6, 2014 4:51 pm at 4:51 pm #1019117👑RebYidd23ParticipantWhich half?
June 6, 2014 5:01 pm at 5:01 pm #1019118charliehallParticipantOur cats must be Jewish. They really know the meaning of Shabat menuchah!
June 6, 2014 5:08 pm at 5:08 pm #1019119Bookworm120ParticipantEver heard of a Jewish bookworm? 🙂
June 6, 2014 8:05 pm at 8:05 pm #1019120The right one-of course! (Mom)
June 6, 2014 9:45 pm at 9:45 pm #1019121PulsingFlowerMemberEver hear of a jew-harp?
(NOT related to harping on a Jew)
June 8, 2014 3:59 pm at 3:59 pm #1019122Bookworm120Participant@PulsingFlower – Harpo Marx was Jewish. 🙂
June 8, 2014 4:21 pm at 4:21 pm #1019123gefenParticipantcharlie – isn’t every day by a cat “menucha”? they’re always resting – or scratching on the furniture.
June 9, 2014 1:52 am at 1:52 am #1019124To be or not to beMemberJune 10, 2014 6:52 pm at 6:52 pm #1019125👑RebYidd23ParticipantCats can also work out mathematically the exact way to get you to like them again and give them a treat.
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