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    Bad poems are better than good poems. Good poems speak to people, but bad ones make you throw up, which is great if you ingested chocolate and you are a dog.

    So for example:

    The simple things can be the keys

    And they are not bumble beys

    Except for some of the time when they are:

    The best things in life don’t com in a jar.

    Now you have to clean up. Wipe with a towel, and use baking soda and vinegar to remove the stain.


    Bump in the night.

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