Bad poems are better than good poems. Good poems speak to people, but bad ones make you throw up, which is great if you ingested chocolate and you are a dog.
So for example:
The simple things can be the keys
And they are not bumble beys
Except for some of the time when they are:
The best things in life don’t com in a jar.
Now you have to clean up. Wipe with a towel, and use baking soda and vinegar to remove the stain.
Bump in the night.