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  • #2001466
    papasmurf
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    anyone know of any tefillos to stop someone from balding

    #2001756
    rational
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    Had to laugh at this one. But seriously, the proper tefillah is:
    ??? ???? ?????? ???”? ???? ??????? ???????, ?? ????? ???? ?? ???????.

    #2001852
    AviraDeArah
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    I think one should say ??? ???? ???? ?????

    Besides railing kanau’us i actually do have a sense of humor

    #2001886
    Reb Eliezer
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    ??? ???? ??? ???’ ??? ???? ???? ????

    #2001915

    Teiku!

    It is such a sod that Eliahu did not even teach the proper kavanos to Elisha, leading to untimely death of several union thugs in Yericho.

    #2001903
    FrumWhere
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    The question can be taken in a more serious vein. After all, even though balding is not a debilitating condition, it still is not desirous for most people. As such, a proper response would be to encourage one troubled by his balding to recognize that Hashem makes people bald for a reason, and it is probably something to thank Hashem for rather than resent Him for

    #2001907
    Gadolhadorah
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    Be very careful since HKB”H does not want you making a bracha lvatalla. Chazal bring down that those who are follically challenged have an easier time learning since there is less vegetation limiting the flow of divrei torah into their heads.

    #2001981
    mobico
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    Nope. But maybe you weren’t careful enough with your Kavanos when you begged Hashem “??? ???? ??????”.

    #2002198
    Reb Eliezer
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    I will explain mobico’s sense of humor. In the selichos ‘????? ???? ?? is mentioned the above passage which refers to the sair, goat, Eisov and chosno, his father-in-law, Yishmoel should be destroyed. Sair also means hair being destroyed.

    #2002303
    Coffee178
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    Get a shorter haircut and you will look more manly. Be aware there is a discussion in halacha how short you allowed to go. Ask your Docor what he thinks, depending on your age and lifestyle it could be a symptom of testosterone or vitamin D deficiency. Happy balding!

    #2002403
    huju
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    The bracha for safe travel will reduce the balding of tires.

    #2002457

    > bracha for safe travel will reduce the balding of tires.

    probably only if you checked the pressure before travel and drove carefully. I doubt that bracha absolves of personal responsibility.

    #2002584
    rightwriter
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    Stop using head and shoulders

    #2002752
    Coffee178
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    @rightwriter forget head and shoulders. The whole shampoo industry is a scam. Shampoo is unnecessary and eats away at the follicles. By the way, you could use most popular soaps and bodywashes as a substitute for detergent. I haven’t washed my head with shampoo in three years.

    #2011314
    ??coffee addict
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    �In the selichos �????? ???? ?? is mentioned the above passage which refers to the sair, goat, Eisov�

    You know more than me so I�m not arguing just asking but isn�t ??? called ???? because of his marriage into them and that he got ?? ???? (and also because he was hairy)?

    #2011324
    ? DaasYochid ?
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    The whole shampoo industry is a scam.

    That’s why it’s called “sham”.

    #2011343
    Reb Eliezer
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    coffee addict, maybe sair is not because of a goat.

    #2011487
    ShtarkButRelatable
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    Why would you want to stop, everyone knows seeing a bald man is considered good luck

    #2011548
    Gadolhadorah
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    “The whole shampoo industry is a scam..”

    Not if you carefully followed the instructions on the shampoo bottle.
    1. Wash
    2. Shampoo
    3. Rinse
    4. Repeat
    You need to follow ALL 4 steps, and most stop after no. 3

    #2012028
    Abba_S
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    Don’t you have better things to pray for, such as health wealth and children without worrying about how much hair you have on your head/

    #2012093
    RememberThat
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    To rational #2001756
    Thanks for making me laugh..

    #2012237
    Reb Eliezer
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    The Binah Leitim darush 41, explains that hair protects against the wetness in the brain through which wisdom emanates.
    ?’? ??????? ????? ??? ????? ?? ?????

    #2012262
    Reb Eliezer
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    We can reworded for himself, ?’? ??????? ????? ??? ????? ?? ?????.

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