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January 6, 2011 4:38 pm at 4:38 pm #594000eclipseMember
Do you know a really good one?
I love to quote a good “chap”…
(example:insomnia–nocturnally challenged)
January 6, 2011 4:50 pm at 4:50 pm #725888AinOhdMilvadoParticipantoverweight — gravitationally challenged
January 6, 2011 4:56 pm at 4:56 pm #725889apushatayidParticipantNice middos = not that great in the looks dept.
January 6, 2011 5:13 pm at 5:13 pm #725890oomisParticipantBald – follicly challenged
awful housekeeper – balabustically challenged
January 6, 2011 5:21 pm at 5:21 pm #725891pumperMemberGarbage men- sanitation engineers
January 6, 2011 5:28 pm at 5:28 pm #725892apushatayidParticipantI always thought they were custodial engineers.
January 6, 2011 5:34 pm at 5:34 pm #725894not IMemberDumb- Not especially bright!
my father insists that we say ‘not tall’ instead of short!!.. Not sure if that counts!
January 6, 2011 5:36 pm at 5:36 pm #725895AinOhdMilvadoParticipantcozy apartment = tiny apartment
a fixer-upper = everything is broken
quaint = old
“low mileage” = I have a friend who turned back the mileage
January 6, 2011 5:57 pm at 5:57 pm #725896SJSinNYCMemberDomestic Engineer = housewife
January 6, 2011 6:20 pm at 6:20 pm #725897metrodriverMemberDextrously challenged = “Batlan” (Not handy; 2 left hands:
Financially challenged = Poor:
January 6, 2011 7:01 pm at 7:01 pm #725898deiyezoogerMembervission controll coordinator = window washer
vertical transportaion unit = elevator
January 6, 2011 7:08 pm at 7:08 pm #725899deiyezoogerMembernot yet motivated member of sociaty = someone on welfare
January 7, 2011 2:20 am at 2:20 am #725901GuardmytongueMemberwe call kids who don’t like to exert much energy for anything ‘conservationists’
January 7, 2011 1:42 pm at 1:42 pm #725902ItcheSrulikMemberHeimish: illiterate
I’m renovating: I’m going to show off the money that I don’t have to the whole neighborhood.
January 7, 2011 3:31 pm at 3:31 pm #725903pumperMemberapushatayid-
wouldn’t that be for a janitor?
January 7, 2011 4:08 pm at 4:08 pm #725904ItcheSrulikMemberpumper — wouldn’t that be for a gas station attendant?
I’d put one for my screen name but I can’t think of a good one at the moment.
January 8, 2011 10:44 pm at 10:44 pm #725905ronrsrMemberChuck Jones branded those souls who drive poorly, create traffic jams, and prevent you from going where you want to go as members of the Anti-Destination League.
January 9, 2011 1:38 am at 1:38 am #725906illogicgalMemberA member of the ADL – Anti “Deaf”amation League — those who protest the music at weddings – and rightfully so!
January 9, 2011 1:54 am at 1:54 am #725907phillybubbyParticipantChronologically Gifted = Senior Citizens
January 9, 2011 5:06 am at 5:06 am #725908deiyezoogerMemberEnviromentel tecnition = janitor
January 9, 2011 2:03 pm at 2:03 pm #725909eclipseMemberronrsr..,That’s a good one.You know who else is from the Anti-Destination League?
THE SOTON!Obstacles every step of the way!
January 9, 2011 3:49 pm at 3:49 pm #725910Aishes ChayilParticipantPleasantly plump–Heavy
January 9, 2011 3:58 pm at 3:58 pm #725911eclipseMemberBeautiful In Russia = Pleasantly plump = Healthy = start that diet TODAY
January 9, 2011 4:41 pm at 4:41 pm #725912Josh31ParticipantVoluntary when you really mean mandatory
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