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    eclipse
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    Do you know a really good one?

    I love to quote a good “chap”…

    (example:insomnia–nocturnally challenged)

    #725888
    AinOhdMilvado
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    overweight — gravitationally challenged

    #725889
    apushatayid
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    Nice middos = not that great in the looks dept.

    #725890
    oomis
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    Bald – follicly challenged

    awful housekeeper – balabustically challenged

    #725891
    pumper
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    Garbage men- sanitation engineers

    #725892
    apushatayid
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    I always thought they were custodial engineers.

    #725894
    not I
    Member

    Dumb- Not especially bright!

    my father insists that we say ‘not tall’ instead of short!!.. Not sure if that counts!

    #725895
    AinOhdMilvado
    Participant

    cozy apartment = tiny apartment

    a fixer-upper = everything is broken

    quaint = old

    “low mileage” = I have a friend who turned back the mileage

    #725896
    SJSinNYC
    Member

    Domestic Engineer = housewife

    #725897
    metrodriver
    Member

    Dextrously challenged = “Batlan” (Not handy; 2 left hands:

    Financially challenged = Poor:

    #725898
    deiyezooger
    Member

    vission controll coordinator = window washer

    vertical transportaion unit = elevator

    #725899
    deiyezooger
    Member

    not yet motivated member of sociaty = someone on welfare

    #725901

    we call kids who don’t like to exert much energy for anything ‘conservationists’

    #725902
    ItcheSrulik
    Member

    Heimish: illiterate

    I’m renovating: I’m going to show off the money that I don’t have to the whole neighborhood.

    #725903
    pumper
    Member

    apushatayid-

    wouldn’t that be for a janitor?

    #725904
    ItcheSrulik
    Member

    pumper — wouldn’t that be for a gas station attendant?

    I’d put one for my screen name but I can’t think of a good one at the moment.

    #725905
    ronrsr
    Member

    Chuck Jones branded those souls who drive poorly, create traffic jams, and prevent you from going where you want to go as members of the Anti-Destination League.

    #725906
    illogicgal
    Member

    A member of the ADL – Anti “Deaf”amation League — those who protest the music at weddings – and rightfully so!

    #725907
    phillybubby
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    Chronologically Gifted = Senior Citizens

    #725908
    deiyezooger
    Member

    Enviromentel tecnition = janitor

    #725909
    eclipse
    Member

    ronrsr..,That’s a good one.You know who else is from the Anti-Destination League?

    THE SOTON!Obstacles every step of the way!

    #725910
    Aishes Chayil
    Participant

    Pleasantly plump–Heavy

    #725911
    eclipse
    Member

    Beautiful In Russia = Pleasantly plump = Healthy = start that diet TODAY

    #725912
    Josh31
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    Voluntary when you really mean mandatory

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